When the fox hears the rabbit cry, she comes running but not to help. … Work in progress on a tough as nails lady. Sat like a rock.
This could quickly get expensive if you have a lot of guests, but this has got to be one of my favorite seating chart ideas.
Once upon a time there was a girl who had 7 invisible horses. People thought she was crazy and that she in fact had 7 imaginary horses, but this was not the case. When autumn came the girl spent a whole day washing all her clothes. She hung them on a string in her garden to let the gentle autumn sun dry them. Out of nowhere, a terrible storm came and its fiercefull [sic] winds grabbed hold of all her clothes and all seven horses. The girl was devestated [sic] and spent all autumn looking for each horse spread around the country, wrapped in her clothes.